Dead Animal Carcass Removal Under House

7.11.2006 - I am the best. The best there ever was or ever will be. At removing dead animals from homes. That's it though, I'm not the best at anything else. This here job wurn't too tough, but it were tough enough that neither the homeowner or the first company they called couldn't git er done. I got her done in one minute, forty two seconds. The house smelled horrible. I stepped inside and I knew it was a dead opossum. Dead possums smell different from dead rats, cats, bats, or shower mats. My nose led me right to the air vents - a rare source for the odor, but I could tell. I could tell which air ducts smelled worse than the others, such that when I went under the house and to the ducts, I could see before me exactly where the carcass must lie. I wasted no time crawling my way to the spot, I popped open the duct, took a photo, removed the dead animal, tossed the camera to my pal, and he took a photo of me, and after the decon spray I was out of there. I'm the fastest and the best. Statistically, only 1/10 of dead animals in ducts are ever successfully extracted. I extract 10/10 100% of the time, and I rate a 10/10 on the DARE (Dead Animal Removal Excellence) scale. If you need dead animal carcass removal, give me a call, and I will do it with a smile on my face and gladness in my heart.